VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But
you're prone to bullshitting and
you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority
of Virgo women are whores.
LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes
you an asshole. For your entire
life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go
to your funeral.
SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these
are your only good traits. You
screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot
on your clothes.
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SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You
are likely to import Dutch
pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean
self-centred cunt and a closet
homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the
legal system. This means you are
an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual
partner is a Labrador puppy
wearing fishnet tights.
PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You
have no grasp of reality and live in
a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living
moron. You will continually fail.
You're a complete bolox.
