WISDOM

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

To do is to be --- Descartes
To be is to do --- Voltaire
Do be do be do --- Frank Sinatra
---Men's Room, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
---Bentley House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
---Written in dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. -- Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's Room, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

God is dead -- Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead --- God
---The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
---Revolution Books, New York, NY

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: It it has tires (tyres) or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's Room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
---Men's Room, American University, Washington, DC

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
---Men's Room, House of Representatives, Washington, DC

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's Room, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
---Men's Room, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
---On the wall in the men's room at a height of six feet.
O'Ryan's Irish Pub, Ashland, OR

Beauty is only a light switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

I've decided that to raise my grade I must lower my standards.
---Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
---Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"
---Rest stop off Route 81, WV