Oh, you're in for a treat!

The Aficionado Club of Mount Royal College

Fun & Games
Hey hey, kids! You look like you need a good laugh...

Here at the Aficionado Club, we believe that relaxation and enjoying your youth isn't just for the weekends. We believe in making the most of every moment. And since you've been so kind to waste a part of your precious life looking at this site - time that you'll never, ever get back - we want to reward you with some lovely leisure on our page!

Are You Lonely? Well, you're not the only one! Pathetically lonely? Well, you're the only one who would admit to it. But do you want to do something about it? Sure ya do. You don't like sitting on the couch, wallowing in your grief (and the crumbs of seven bags of 'tato chips) like some lonely beached manatee. (That's a sea cow to you uninformed types.)
Hang on, I'm going somewhere with this.
There are lots of lonely people out there, and here at the Aficionado Club web page, we'd love nothing more than to set you up with the woman/man/inflatable toy of your dreams.
How do they do it, you ask? Simple. We're in the process of starting our own dating service for members of the Aficionado Club!
Click below to go to the Aficionado of Love page, and prepare to meet REAL people!

Are You Hungry?
You're in luck! Not only do we like to smoke and drink, we like to ... cook? Okay, no we don't. Cooking usually means dishes, and although I can't speak for everyone in the club, I hate doing the dishes. I usually order pizza, or eat left-over pizza.
But every once in a blue moon, we all get the urge to try our hand in the kitchen. For me, it's usually after watching "Iron Chef" on the Food Network. So here, for your dining pleasure, we present the Aficionado of Cooking page, filled with tasty (?) recipes, submitted by members of the Aficionado Club, and any schmuck who sends us one! By the way, we don't pre-test any recipes before we post them, so if anything you try is insufferably inedible, or actually poisonous, don't blame us... we don't cook much.

Were You Born A Gamblin' Wo/man?
We all like to try our hand at a sporting bet every once in a while, but if you're like me, you can't win. Well, here's an opportunity to be a big loser, without losing anything at all! This here slot machine won't swallow your monthly paycheck in it's metallic gaw, but it will addict you. Hey, you're already addicted to the Internet... at least it's not pornography!

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You can reach Trevor via e-mail at "cigarman@unforgettable.com" with any questions regarding this site or the club itself.