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AT&T Know Unix
Ballad of the Computer Hillbillies
How to please your IT Department
Power users???
Flush the computer
Recovery program
The days before computers
If they had computers in 1776
If Operating Systems run the airlines...
The love bug offsprings
Tech support
If OS's were women
Voice mail
A virus warning: Goodtime2.0
A conversation between Moses and God
Technical conflicts with Girlfriend 1.0
Using the fax machine
Three Texans
Tech support IV
Tech support III
Tech support II
Tech support I
The four engineers
At the Pearly Gatess
An awkward question
A science project
Techno war
The Message
Husband 1.0


A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
At a grocery store in San Jose, they have new credit card/bank card readers at the checkout stands. If you don't know how to orient your card to swipe it through the reader, the checkout person will say,
"Strip down, face toward me."
"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
.......Nathaniel Borenstein
"When the housewife of 2000 cleans house she simply turns the hose on everything. Why not? Furniture, rugs, draperies, unscratchable floors - all are made of synthetic fabric or waterproof plastic. After the water has run down a drain in the middle of the floor, she turns on a blast of hot air and dries everything."
.......Waldemarr Kaempffert, Popular Mechanics, 1950


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