A man is like a fine wine. He starts out raw as grapes, and it's a woman's
job to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he matures into
something she'd like to have dinner with. |
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"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"
"But why? My wife isn't dangerous." |
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| Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbours listen. |
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'
I said, 'Dust!' |
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A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell a person's fortune and weight. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, and resourceful."
"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too." |
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