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"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system."
.......Bill Gates |
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Here is something to try:
1) Open a new Microsoft Word document
2) Type the phrase: I'd like Clinton to resign
3) Highlight this phrase as if you were going to check for spelling
4) Select - tools - Thesaurus
5) Look at the suggested phrase |
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box
crashed... ....
Oh, wait a minute, he already does. |
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. |
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| Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Hmmm, neither did I... |
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