"I have changed my mind."
"Thank heaven! Does it work better now?" |
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"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk" |
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"I spent three years in college taking medicine."
"Are you well now?" |
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| Ditsey went duck hunting with Uncle George. A flock of ducks flew over
head and Uncle George shot at them. One fell down on the beach, dead.
Ditsey walked over and looked at it.
"Hey, Uncle George," he said, "that was a waste of ammunition to shoot
that duck. The fall alone would have killed it." |
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"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?"
"A stick." |
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I've learned that we are responsible for what we do
-unless we are celebrities. |
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| If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? |
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| Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? |
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| If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? |
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| Theory of relativity: the more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes. And.... |
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"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin"
sign in a Swedish furrier |
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