What's new, you ask?! WHAT'S NEW, YOU ASK?! Well, I'll tell you what's new!

 

• New Styles

That's right, with Spring, the new stlyish wardrobe just came in. Don't fret, the polo shirts and khaki pants that you know and love aren't going anywhere, but Conrad does have new glasses! He's sporting a much smaller lens size and gunmetal frames which increase his sexiness quotient to levels you probably didn't even think were possible!

 

• Rumors Unfounded

Doubtlessly you heard, just as we did, the rumors that Date-A-Conrad Industries would be forced to shut down due to lack of available product. Well, that rumor is definitely false! Date-A-Conrad will be here for a long, long, long, long, long time yet, so don't you worry! But don't let that hold you back from ordering a Conrad today. Just because we aren't going anywhere doesn't mean you should postpone the bliss that comes with our product a moment more!