• Each Conrad comes fully equiped with:
  
  • Polo Shirts
    
  • Khaki Pants
    
  • Glasses
    
  • A Digital Watch (Hey, they're pretty neat)
    
  • Fully Functional Anatomy, Ribbed for Her Pleasure
    
  • Two arms, Two legs, Head, and a Torso, all standard equipment
    
  • And much more...
    
• Each Conrad Must undergo and pass a 42-point inspection before being shipped, inculding:
  
  • IQ certified at Genius Level, perfect for all-night conversations
    
  • Sensitivity at maximum levels allowable to still maintain "Male" classification
    
  • All parts fully operational, all joints allow appropriate mobility
    
  • Capable of "Goatee" facial attachment
    
  • And so much more...
    
• Sensitivity Training, What sets a Conrad apart from the herd:
  
  • Cares about your needs and emotional state
    
  • Will listen to endless emotional drivel, even without the promise of getting some in return
    
  • Vast knowledge base of relationship operations and responses
    
  • Desires only to make you happy
    
  • And the list just goes on and on...

I don't know what I'd do without Conrad, he's helped me out with love, with life, with school, with everything. I wouldn't be anywhere near where I am without my Conrad!

--Sara, Paris, France

Conrad was a godsend. I was all alone, no one to talk to, no one to spend time with, nothing. Then I received my Conrad and I never was lonely again! Thanks Conrad, I love you!

--Erica, Austin, TX

I was going through a tough time, boyfriend left me, no job, nothing to do but sit around and waste away. But then a friend told me about this Conrad-thing, and I decided to check it out. Boy am I glad I did! Conrad not only brought me out of my slump, but he took me to new heights of happiness and joy!

--Katy, Tampa Bay, FL

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