Hey, the bible was written a long time ago and sometimes we just don't say things like they said them back then and it turns out to be funny. God's got to have a sense of humor, He created me.

Song of Solomon 6:5-6
5 Turn your eyes away from me, for they have confused me; your hair is like a flock of goats that have descended from Gilead. 6 "Your teeth are like a flock of ewes which have come up from their washing, all of which bear twins, and not one among them has lost her young.

Ecclesiastes 10:1
Dead flies make a perfumer's oil stink, so a little foolishness is weightier than wisdom and honor.

Proverbs 26:11
Like a dog that returns to its vomit is a fool who repeats his folly.

Jeremiah 4:19
My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war. (KJV)

Malachi 4:2
"But for you who fear My name, the sun of righteousness will rise with healing in its wings; and you will go forth and skip about like calves from the stall.

Psalm 6:6
I am weary with my sighing; every night I make my bed swim, I dissolve my couch with my tears.

Genesis 10:8
Now Cush became the father of Nimrod; he became a mighty one on the earth.