Crew Roster

Lieutenant Commander Micheal "Doogie" Knapp, Chief Security Officer

Lieutenant Commander Angel Catalina, Science Officer - Bio-pharmacology

Ambassador Nikola, Senior Helm Officer

Major William Roesch, Pug Wrangler

Lieutenant Commander S'Sletka, Engineering Officer - Gorn Officer Exchange Program

Lieutenant Commander Apathia, Counselor - Chief Stater of the Blindingly Obvious

Lieutenant Karen Freese, Medical Officer

Lieutenant Laura Hill, Engineering Officer - Research and Development

Lieutenant Heather Scull, Counselor

Lieutenant T'Lir, Librarian

Lieutenant Jessup Strax, Medical Officer

Lieutenant Carl Quick, Security Officer

Lieutenant Angus Scott, Science Officer

Lieutenant Artum, Medical Officer - Manicures and Pedicures

Lieutenant Begon, Science Officer - Beautician

Lieutenant Thomas Hendricks, Engineering Officer

Lieutenant John Hill, Engineering Officer - Blender Specialist

Lieutenant Eileen Schutsky, Head of Domestic Affairs

Lieutenant (jg) Debbi Verona, Security Officer

Lieutenant (jg) Jamie Fielder, Science Officer - Paranormal Investigations

Lieutenant (jg) Scott Fielder, Medical Officer

Lieutenant (jg) Jimi Bob Garcia, Tye-Dyed Hippie Holodeck Engineer of Rock 'N Roll

Lieutenant (jg) Tony Leaper, Engineering

Lieutenant (jg) Faith Williams, Counselor

Ensign Moob, Science Officer

Yeoman Java Claudette, Coffee Specialist

Eric, Emergency Engineering Hologram

Lieutenant Rik Fairchild, Ambassador to the RenStar

Ambassador Charlie Vorbril, Ambassador to the 13 Colonies

Ambassador Ay'Moq, Klingon ambassador to Sto Vo Kor

Rob Harker, Caffeine Wrangler for Java

Purser's Office

Stephanie Campbell, First Class Passenger

Theresa Reiss, She who BGEN Riess must obey

The Keldan Ambassador, Senior Bartender

Penni, His Lovely Wife

Imperial Ambassador Nikki Fury, Mistress of Discipline

The Evil One

Kiki, The Sexual Surrogate's Forewoman

Steve Caville, Masseur

Randy, Casino Owner

Josie Hopper, Keeper of the Pussycats

Gunnery Sergeant Robert Emmett Doyle, Jacuzzi Gigalo

Sean Young, Dabbo Boy

Affred, The Butler

Cinnaed Quinn, Bridge Concierge

Sam Stember, Pastry Chef

Eric Nawrotzki, Medical - Lord of Evil

MOOG, Busboy

Dave Sladky, Doorman

Donna Rozelle, Cigarette Girl

Buffy, Bouncer

Jon, l.a.r.p. Roadie

Mara, Groupie

Thurston Campbell III and Lovie, First class passengers

100th Marine Strike Group

Commandant William Stemmle, Fearless leader and God-like figure

First Lieutenant Kyle White, Chaplain

Sergeant Kevin "Who's Your Daddy?" Hazelwood, Senior NCO

Master Sergeant Dave "Brandy" Jackson, Gunnery Sergeant

Sergeant Dan Loner

Sergeant Sandy "Quicksand" Quick, Fashion Consultant

Gunnery Sergeant Victor Vila, Perpetual Pogo

Starfleet Security Devision

Patti Astor-Caville, Director Of The SSD

Joseph E. Johnson, Chief Of Intelligence

Beth Johnson, Agent

USS Teapot, Cadet Vessel

Jessica Croak, Cadet CO

Mary Elisabeth Croak, John Croak, Cadet COs

Elisabeth Goodman, Cadet CEO

Alexander Quick, Cadet CMO

Kaitlin Katz, Cadet

Gretchen Nawrotzki, Cadet - Beast Child

Megan Schmon, Cadet

Ashley Knapp, Cadet

Carl Nathan Schmon, Cadet

Nicole Riess, Cadet

Micheal Schmon, Cadet

Daniel Scull, Cadet

Samantha Riess, Cadet

Thomas Knapp, Cadet