What do cars like to draw?   CAR-toons

There is a man waiting in line for a train.   In all, there are eight people waiting in line.  The man is not the sixth person in line, nor the eighth.  He's in the middle of the two, but he isn't the seventh either.  How is that possible?   He was standing on the seventh person's shoulders.

What do you do when you enter a room and ten thousand ghosts are there?              Nothing.  You can't see them.

What do ghosts put on their bagels?              SCREAM Cheese!

What candy do skunks like?            Smelly beans.

What story do ice cycles like?                Coldilocks and the Three Bears

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