is a seemingly non-profit organization headquartered in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania - USA.

If you can't find everything you'd ever need to get through life from right here on our web site, you can call us.  No really, go right ahead.

Need a reminder about the telephone number?

        (610) 8xx-xxxx

        There, how's that?

Alternatively, you can email the man himself, at

TheManHimself@DonJacobs.Org

Go ahead, try it.  It'll work!

You know, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!  So to protect my computers and all the data they contain, I use ZoneAlarm firewall software.  It traps dozens of people and companies from scanning through my systems (without even asking!) every day.  If you are online, and don't have a personal firewall, you're friggin' nuts!  You'll be amazed at how many people try to hack into your system.