The Pet Shop - a play written by Kristen Eberle 1999

ANNA:It is very hot Katy and did you got the mail yet? KATY:No, not yet, but do you want me to get it now? ANNA:Of course I want you to get it. I really want to know what’s is in their! KATY: Ok! I will get it now. ( Then she got the mail ) ANNA:So, what is in the mail? KATY:Anna! Do you know what! Our friend Amy wrote us a note. ANNA:What did it say? KATY:It said... Dear Katy and Anna, Today at school we made an art thing. I will tell you what it is later. Love, Amy ANNA:That was a very sort note and is there anything else in the mail? KATY:Yes there is... What!!!!!!!!! ANNA:What’s wrong? KATY:The note is a bill! We have to pay a 300 dollar bill for no reason! I don’t understand why we have to do it if we did nothing wrong! ANNA: What else did the note say? KATY:And if we don’t pay it in a week we will be thrown in jail for life!!! ANNA:How will we get that much money?

______________________PART_TWO____________________________________________ ( They thought for a while) ANNA:We can sell your dog. KATY:But I love my dog. ANNA:I love your dog too... but that’s the only way we can get the money! KATY:OK, I will get the dog ready. ANNA:Good, and I’ll be making a few phone call. ( after a few phone calls and the dog is ready a tanager came ) LAUREN:I heard about the thing you are selling, hoya the dog. Where is he! KATY: It’s a her! LAUREN:What!!! I was expecting to be a he, a her not a he! Well... Well... Let me see her and if I like her then, I might bey her... Hoya Don’t forget this! She have to be train. ANNA:Oh yes she is train. Maybe Katy will like to show you what she can do. KATY:Oh, I will love to show you what she can do. Just a minuet I will be right with the dog! ( When she comes back ) LAUREN:Well, she looks a little bit cute just a little bit. Well, now show me what she can do. And show me what to do to teach my kid I babysit every day after school. KATY:Okay, but she can do a lot to teach the child you babysit. Jasmine sit. LAUREN: So what, maybe she can teach my child I babysit to sit but that’s all! KATY:NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! Theirs a lot more she can do but I’m doing it one by one! Jasmine down. LAUREN:What do down teach the child I babysit to do. KATY:Maybe it might teach her... LAUREN:It’s a he! ANNA:Oh, so that’s why you want Katy’s dog to be a he so then... LAUREN:What a minuet you don’t seam to understand do you. KATY and ANNA: NO!!! LAUREN: Okay, his birthdays coming up and He bagged me if I can give him a dog and I said okay. ANNA:Oh, so that’s why your her, to buy him a dog. LAUREN:Don’t you guys know English? I said it a million times. YES!!! ANNA:Of course we know English! KATY:Now let’s get back to the dog. Jasmine crawl. LAUREN:Now don’t say that if the house catches on fire he will crawl under the smock. KATY:No, it means... LAUREN:Here we go again. ANNA:What she is trying to tell you is that... LAUREN:Be quiet. This is none of your business. Why don’t you just go home now! KATY: Guys, stop fighting. Now are we going to talk about the dog or not. LAUREN:Okay, I will buy her. Now here’s your $50.00. ANNA:It’s more then that. LAUREN:Fine it’s $50.01 if you guys care about every single penny. KATY:It is 300... LAUREN:It’s 300 pennies! Boy, you guys are really nice. That is like $3.00. But to be extra nice since you are so nice to me I will be really nice to you the price will be $3.01 since you love pennies so much. KATY:We never said we love pennies. LAUREN: Oh, that’s okay, then the price will be $3.00. Here you go. KATY:You don’t get it, Anna please tell Lauren the real price. ANNA:The price we are trying to tell you is $300.00 LAUREN: You guys are rasing the price each time! That’s not fair!!! ANNA:So, take it or lose it. LAUREN:Fine! I’m out of here.

________________________PART_THREE_________________________________________ ANNA:So, Katy we need to find a nether way to pay our bill. KATY:Wait here comes the mail... ANNA:And it is my turn to get it. ( When she came back with the mail ) ANNA:YES!!! KATY:What is it. ANNA:There is a letter in here that said that we don’t need to pay are bill. It should been Lauren that should pay it. And for a sorry gift for us it is $300.00. So it seem like Lauren gave it to us and... KATY:And we can be able to keep our dog! THE END

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  1. Kristen's Horses Page
  2. Kristen's Jasmine the dog page
  3. Matt and Kristen in 1997
  4. Photos of Matt and Kristen

  5. Simple Outline of God's Plan of Salvation
  6. links and other resources
  7. read 1998 christmas letter
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