This lady was walking down the road when she saw a frog jump out in front of her. He kept jumping up and down until she bent down to see him closer.
"Hey, Lady",says the frog,"Kiss me and I'll turn into a preacher!".
The lady picks him up, puts him in her pocket and keeps walking.
"Hey,Lady!"yells the frog,"Aren't you going to kiss me?".
"Goodness no,"says the lady.
"But why?"says the frog.
"Preachers are a dime a dozen."she says."Now talking frogs...".