TIPS ON LOVE
From those
that should know -
all questions were answered
by kids, age 5-10!!
WHAT IS THE
PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
"Eighty-four,
Because at that age,
you don't have to work
anymore, and
you can spend all your time
loving each other in your
bedroom." (Judy,8)
"Once I'm
done with kindergarten,
I'm going to find me a
wife." (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST
PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
"On the
first date, they just tell each other
lies, and that usually gets
them interested
enough to go for a second
date." (Mike, 10)
THE GREAT
DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO
BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
"It's
better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after
them" (Lynette, 9)
"It gives
me a headache to think about that stuff.
I'm just a kid. I don't
need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
CONCERNING WHY
LOVE HAPPENS
BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"No one
is sure why it happens,
but I heard it has something
to do
with how you smell. That's
why perfume
and deodorant are so
popular." (Jan,9)
"I think
you're supposed to get shot
with an arrow or something,
but the rest
of it isn't supposed to be so
painful." (Harlen, 8)
ON WHAT
FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
"Like an
avalanche where
you have to run for your
life." (Roger, 9)
"If
falling in love is anything like
learning how to spell, I
don't want to
do it. It takes too
long." (Leo, 7)
ON THE ROLE OF
GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
"If you
want to be loved by somebody
who isn't already in your
family,
it doesn't hurt to be
beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
"It isn't
always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like
anything
and I haven't got anybody to
marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
"Beauty
is skin deep. But how rich
you are can last a long
time." (Christine, 9)
CONCERNING WHY
LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
"They
want to make sure their rings don't
fall off because they paid
good money for them."
(Dave, 8)
CONFIDENTIAL
OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
"I'm in
favor of love as long as it doesn't
happen when 'The Simpsons' is
on television." (Anita, 6)
"Love
will find you, even if you are trying
to hide from it. I have been
trying to hide from it since I
was five, but the girls keep
finding me."(Bobby, 8)
"I'm not
rushing into being in love. I'm finding
fourth grade hard
enough." (Regina, 10)
THE PERSONAL
QUALITIES NECESSARY TO
BE A GOOD LOVER
"One of
you should know how to write
a check. Because, even
if you have tons of love,
there is still going to be a
lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
SOME SUREFIRE
WAYS TO MAKE A
PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
"Tell
them that you own a whole bunch
of candy stores."(Del,6)
"Don't do
things like have smelly, green sneakers.
You might get attention, but
attention
ain't the same thing as
love." (Alonzo, 9)
"One way
is to take the girl
out to eat. Make sure it's
something she likes to eat.
French fries usually works
for me." (Bart,9)
HOW CAN YOU
TELL IF TWO ADULTS
EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT
ARE IN LOVE?
"Just see
if the man picks up the check.
That's how you can tell if
he's in love." (John, 9)
"Lovers
will just be staring at each other and
their food will get cold.
Other people care more about
the food." (Brad, 8)
"It's
love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those
because it's just like how
their hearts are on
fire." (Christine, 9)
WHAT MOST
PEOPLE ARE THINKING
WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE
YOU"
"The
person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
But I hope he showers at
least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
HOW A PERSON
LEARNS TO KISS
"You
learn it right on the spot when the gooshy
feelings get the best of
you." (Doug, 7)
"It might
help to watch soap operas all day."(Carin, 9)
WHEN IS IT
OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"It's
never okay to kiss a boy. They always
slobber all over you. That's
why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
HOW TO MAKE
LOVE ENDURE
"Spend
most of your time loving
instead of going to
work." (Tom, 7)
"Be a
good kisser. It might make your wife forget
that you never take out the
trash." (Randy, 8)
I don't know
who did this survey but it's a good thing
it wasn't me because I would
have been
rolling on the floor.
ONE MORE
THING:
Whatever you
do on this
Valentine's Day,
be sure to let your loved
ones
know how much you love
them and if you're taking
them for granted, Stop!
Let them know
that they
are your reason for living,
the light in your day!
Please pass
this on to
everyone you know!
This page is
dedicated to everyone in my
wonderful family, especially
my loving husband, Danny, and
my wonderful daughter, Magan.
I love you all
very much!!!
Special
surprise for Magan:
I adopted
"Heartvader" and "Heartsey",
Valentine dragons,
for you because I know how
much you love animals!
 
 
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