One night, my stepfather started raving about the new shampoo in the shower, when I went upstairs to see what he was talking about, I found the "Dog and Cat Shampoo" that leaves your coat rich and shiny!!!
I was with my friend's dad on a nature walk when all of the sudden he started farting. He pretended like it hadn't happened, but when the tour-guide joined us, he continued farting. I finally started laughing, and he just blamed it on the guide. I knew the truth.
I was with my mother in the mall, when she insisted I try on a pair of leather pants. They had a cord attached to them that led into a pole to keep people from shoplifting. Even though I warned her, she went ahead and unplugged the pants, which made the alarm go off in the busy store. To make matters worst, it took then 15 minutes to turn off the alarm and everyone had to leave the store.
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