| Here are some of the dumbest (duh) dumb blonde jokes... |
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| Two blondes were walking down the street when one picked up a compact they had found. The blonde opens it and seeing that its dirty cannot make out who it is. "I wonder who this is?" asked the blonde. The other blonde snatches it from her and cleans it off, "Duh!" she says "Its me silly!" A blonde, brunette and a red head were in a bar when all the sudden someone passes them by excitedly. They ask what is up and she explains that in the corner there is a mirror that if you lie to it it <SHRRP> it will suck you up, but if you tell the truth you will be left alone. The blonde, brunette and red head go into the corner of the bar and the brunette goes first. "I think I am the coolest girl in the room" and she is left alone. Cool she thinks. Next is the red head and she says "I think I am the prettiest girl in this room. " Nothing happens and she thinks cool. Finally the blonde goes up and says "I think..." <SHRRP> Q:Why can't a blonde make Kool-Aide? A: She can't figure out how to put 2 quarts of water into the little package! |
| Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry a red pen? A: To draw blood! A neighbor is outside gardening and the blonde next door comes out and checks her mail. A little while later, she comes out again and checks her mailbox. This continues every half hour until the neighbor goes over and asks her is she's expecting a package. The blonde replies "No, my computer just keeps telling me that I have mail!" |
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| A woman walks into the doctor's office and says "Doctor, I hurt all over!" The doctor replies "That's impossible." "No really, just look, when I touch my arm, my arm, OUCH! My arm hurts. When I touch my leg, AHH!, that hurts too. And when I touch my chest, YAH, it really hurts." she says. The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You are a natural blonde, aren't you?" "Yes I am, how did you know?" asks the woman. The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken!" |
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs? A: They forgot to take the tissues out of the box! A blonde and a brunette are in a burning building, who leaves first? The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions! |
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