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  • 401. «e¤C«á¤K,«e¤K«á¤C


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    The great love that I have for you
    is gone, and I find my dislike for you
    grows every day. When I see you,
    I do not even like your face;
    the one thing that I want to do is to
    look at other girls. I never wanted to
    marry you. Our last conversation
    was very boring and has not
    made me look forward to seeing you again.
    You think only of yourself.
    If we were married, I know that I would find
    life very difficult, and I would have no
    pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
    to give, but it is not something that
    I want to give to you. No one is more
    foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
    able to care for me and help me.
    I sincerely want you to understand that
    I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
    if you think this the end. Do not try
    to answer this. Your letters are full of
    things that do not interest me. You have no
    true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
    I do not care for you. Please do not think that
    I am still your boyfriend.


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