10 things to do when you're REALLY bored

1. Hold a Lava Lamp Show Spec-tac-ularistico

These are exciting!!! Besides waiting about 15 minutes for the Lava to even start moving, you can count all the Lava bubbles that are formed before the lamp reaches its maximum on time of 10 hours. Enjoy.

2. Watch the Weather Channel

As you sit inside your house with absolute boredom, you might as well watch the most boring TV channel ever created. If you have already looked outside and seen what the weather is like, it can't hurt to have your visions confirmed. WARNING: Stop once you've realized the Weather Channel has a schedule and you know what it is.

3. Refine Your Calculus Skills

If you don't know calculus learn some. If you do, refine your skills, it's always important that you know the integral of 1/x is ln x, even if your lifetime goal is to be the manager of a local Burger King.

4. Play Nintendo

Not Nintendo 64 or Super Nintendo, I mean the good old 8-bit regular Nintendo (you know that chunky gray thing that's been collecting dust in your closet for years on end). Bust out some of your favorite old games like Duck Hunt and Bubble Bobble, then realize you have sunken to the ultimate "I'm desperate for something to do" mode.

5. Shoe Tying Contest... You VS Yourself

Get ready for two hours of pure heart pumping action! First tie your right shoe as many times as you can in one hour, and KEEP COUNT. Then try to beat your right shoe's record by tying your left shoe as many times as you can in the next hour. Shoe tying, it's the pinnacle of suspense.

6. Become a Turd Chaser

This one's easy but oh so rank. To go turd chasing all you have to do is walk around town to all the public bathrooms and try to find the biggest chocolate hostage you've ever seen. Don't worry, flushers need not apply (...not that the C.H.s would actually be able to fit down the drain of the toilet.)

7. Deodorant/Antiperspirant Art

The sweet smell of no sweat! This doesn't work well if you you don't own stick deodorant. First pop the deodorant out of its case. Then carve away. Make animals, furniture, and put an end to body odor all at the same time.

8. Booger Darts

Pull out your sibling's favorite picture of her/his boyfriend or girlfriend. Tape it to the wall with duct tape then pick and flick away. The more that stick the more repulsed your sibling will be and the more fun it will be for you. I guess that "booger face" comment about your sibling's date really was true.

9. Dress the Naked Bum

This is best for boring road trips. As you drive and drive and drive to your destination search the road for items that will either dress your nudey-pa-tudey bum or conceal his nudity. By the way the naked bum has to be male, have you ever seen a female bum?

10. Make a Web-Page About Things to do When You're Bored

Hey, you've probably tried some weird things to rid yourself of your boredom. So, why not share them with other people? "Making web-pages worked for me!" (qtd. Hooked on Internet)