(by  BUTTercup)
 
Kagagandang bilugan
Kung makinis, iyong hahangaan
Kay sarap na mapisil-pisil
Di mapigil ang panggigigil
Iba't ibang hugis, iba't ibang uri
May puti, may itim, may kayumanggi
May malapad, may mataba
Nakatutuwang makapa
Ngunit kung madumi at malansa
Di ba't napakasagwa?

(by buttman and robin)
 
Kick off those muddy shoes
Peel off those stinky socks
Don't mind those sweaty armpits
Or what's stuck between your teeth
 
Let's just groove, let's just dance
Sway to the sound of this rare chance
Swing that butt over here, over here
Go on fart over there, over there
 
Drop your worries, forget the loo
Stop all inhibitions as you go
Get ready for a wild party
Let's have fun! Let's FARTy!

(by BUTTercup)
 
Sa isang sulok ng aking mata...
Biglang nakita ko siya
Nakangiti. Papalapit.
Ako'y pinawisan ng malagkit
Ang singit ay nanlagkit
Kilikili'y nagdikit dikit
At sa mesa'y biglang napakapit.
Ano ang aking gagawin?
Ano ang kanyang sasabihin?
Pawisan ngunit nanlalamig
Mga tuhod ay nanginginig
Sa isang iglap siya'y nasa tabi ko na
Todo ang kilig at pangangamba
Di pa rin malaman kung paano kikilos
Tensiyon kaya ito o nerbiyos
 
At sa sobrang kaba
Ang pinipigil ay lumabas na...
 
Plok.

(by buttman and robin)
 
YOU CAN set all my homeworks on fire
refuse to rescue me from the mire
drown my tamagochi in the sea
pee in my sister's mug hastily
grab my chair while i'm about to sit
steal all the chocs that i'm about to eat
toss my crystal ball in the air
pull my long, shiny, black hair
throw my brother's undies onto my face
make me dizzy for a number of days
spit on my cat's painted paws
have an alliance with all my foes
poison me with your lousy cooking
lure the sharks while i'm fishing
put an anaconda inside my closet
hide your stinky socks under my bed
 
accuse my friends of seducing my mutt
But don't you dare...
   DON'T you ever ever dare...
     touch my butt!