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We all use smileys or emoticons when chatting with friends online to show facial expressions or emotions. But what if we want to describe the momentary status of our, um, asses?  Whoever devised these asscons deserve a butt, err, pat on the shoulder. :)

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(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_?_) dumb ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_$_) money coming out of his ass
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass

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