The E-Mail Forward Archive

So I have taken up the responsibility. The following are nearly all of the forwards I have received since the beginning of my freshman year in 1994. They are listed in the order I received them, although I'm thinking of grouping them into discernible categories. You may question the dubious nature of some of the forwards, that some of them aren't worthy of passing around. I have made judgement calls as to what I've posted, although anything I could convert into HTML form are in the list below. You'll also notice that the forwards don't look like forwards -- that they look "nice," with big titles and none of those ">"'s starting each sentence. I wanted people to see these forwards on their own, and you all know how crappy a forward looks after it's been passed around 10 ten times; so many of the sentences run out onto the next line you can't even read it. Trust me; nothing will get screwed up if you send it to someone's telnet or WWW account.

To send a forward, or to add one to your collection, you can send the forward through e-mail:

1. Highlight the entire forward;
2. Open up the "Mail Document" option; a new screen should pop up;
3. "Copy" the document onto the e-mail screen, say anything else you want to say, and send it to the right address(make sure you've typed your name into the letter beforehand. If you haven't, change it by going to "Preferences").