Jerkstore: Now many of you are probably wondering: 'Why the hell would you have a name like Jerkstore anyway?' Well, I'm glad I asked that. The Jerkstore was a name that was bestowed upon me, its not something that I just thought up one night. To understand the name of Jerkstore, you would first have to be familiar with the hilarious sitcom called Seinfeld. In one particular episode, George was being made fun of by this one jerk. So George comes up with the perfect comeback. So, the next time that the jerk was making fun of him George says: "Hehehe, oh yeah, well the jerkstore called, and they're running out of you!" Now once the BBoy Posse was created we had to each get our own names. You couldn't make a name for yourself; the name had to be bestowed upon you by the other members. At the time I was working at my first job, which was at an Albertson's grocery store. Somehow the Albertson's that I was working at started to be called the Jerkstore. So everyone would say: "Hey, lets go to the jerkstore and pick up some candy, smokes, etc…" So then one day I come up to the Posse, and they're all telling me that I'm the Jerkstore. I was like: "The hell I am!!!" And since I am clearly the self-anointed leader, they all were like: "Ok ok, we're sooo sorry. We didn’t mean anything by it. Please, just please don’t hurt us." So anyway, I started thinking that I might not even get another name, so I said: "Eh, what the hell." I accepted the name of Jerkstore. Not that exciting of a story, but that's how it happened. I was the one who personally gave the name of Professor ND (Needle Dick) to the Posse member formerly known as D. He got it because he is such a nerd and he has the second smallest penis among the Posse.

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