The webmistress is a docile, spirited creature native to Texas. She can often be seen wearing blue jeans as a way of camoflaging herself amongst the other humans. Except in the above case, wherein she has taken to a more natural state. Some call it insanity.
The webmistress can sometimes be seen with strange company, such as this elusive pixie, Kathleen.
The webmistress is very fond of horses (even a Complete Idiot could see that), writing novels, and hopes one day to be a teacher. Or a famous author. Whatever
The webmistress as also a stark raving mad fan of such fine television cuisine as Mystery Science Theater 3000 and The X-Files. Now shoot David Duchovny into space and you got yourself an award-winning TV show!
But here's where the rules start to change, things get a little fuzzy and weird...
NOW FOR THE FUN...
(warning: if you are a fan of Barbie dolls and are opposed to their neglect or misuse, then please do not scroll down.)
This is a very hard-to-find Barbie..."Safari Accident Susie". Comes with or without leg.
Another true classic, "Stampede Caitlin." Breyer horses must be purchased seperately. Hours of fun, guaranteed!
"Crime Scene Photographer Tori", comes with camera! Corpse not included. "Paramedic Ron" must be purchased seperately (guerney not included.)
