The Jokes

<body onLoad="if(parent.frames.length!=0)top.location='index_frames.html';" background="pics/space_bkgrd.jpg" bgcolor="#000080" text="#FFCC00" link="#00FF00" vlink="#FFFF00"> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="javascript"> if (self==parent) { document.write('<b>THIS IS A FRAME ELEMENT</B>') document.write('You will be transported to frames in a second') document.write('If this does not load correctly click <a href="index_frames.html">Here</A>') document.write('<META HTTP-EQUIV="refresh" CONTENT="0; URL=index_frames.html">') } </SCRIPT> <p align="center"><img src="pics/jokes.gif" alt="jokes.gif (4898 bytes)" width="448" height="39"></p> <p><font face="Verdana, Tahoma" size="4"><br>     Far out, Dude!  This is your spaced-out buddy.  The purpose of this section of my Website is to get you, the viewer at home or work (if you get in trouble with your boss it's not my fault) with nothing better to do, to smile.  I have loaded up this section with several of my favorite jokes and humorous antic dotes that I have either found on the Internet or that have been contributed to me through Email.  I hope you enjoy them.</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana, Tahoma" size="4">    The jokes are now grouped into a Cascading Style Sheet (CSS).  Each page has a group of four jokes which load at the same time.  Simply click the button at the top of the page to select which joke you wish to view, and it will quickly switch to that joke.  This is a faster and more efficient way to view web pages.</font></p> <p> </p> <p align="center"><a href="jokes_01_04.html"><font face="Verdana, Tahoma" size="6">Group One</font></a></p> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Tahoma" size="4">Joke 01 - So, You Think <b><u>You</u></b> Are Having A Bad Day?<br> Joke 02 - Only In America...<br> Joke 03 - Actual Submissions On A Series Of Tests, Quizzes, & Essays<br> Joke 04 - Automobile Acronyms</font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Tahoma" size="6"><a href="jokes_05_08.html">Group Two</a></font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Tahoma" size="4">Joke 05 - <br> Joke 06 - <br> Joke 07 - <br> Joke 08 - </font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Tahoma" size="6"><a href="jokes_09_12.html">Group Three</a></font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Tahoma" size="4">Joke 09 - </font></p> <p align="center"> </p> <p> </p> <p align="center"><font FACE="Arial" COLOR="#A7FE47"> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=4,0,2,0" width="100" height="20"> <param name="_cx" value="2646"> <param name="_cy" value="529"> <param name="Movie" value="mainindex.swf"> <param name="Src" value="mainindex.swf"> <param name="WMode" value="Transparent"> <param name="Play" value="-1"> <param name="Loop" value="-1"> <param name="Quality" value="High"> <param name="Menu" value="-1"> <param name="Scale" value="ShowAll"> <param name="DeviceFont" value="0"> <param name="EmbedMovie" value="0"> <param name="BGColor" value="333333"><embed src="mainindex.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100" height="20" bgcolor="#333333" wmode="Transparent"></object> </font></p> <div align="center"><center> <table border="1" width="45%" bordercolorlight="#D7B38A" bordercolordark="#663300" height="117"> <tr> <td width="100%" align="center" background="pics/wood.jpg" bordercolor="#663300" height="111"><img border="0" src="pics/disclaimer.gif" width="282" height="55"><p><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#d7b38a" size="2">The jokes contained herein have all been contributed from other sources.  I make no claims of originality on them, because I did not write them. Whenever possible I have included the source of the material.</font></td> </tr> </table> </center></div> <p align="center"> </p> <table border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td width="29%"><table border="0" width="100%"> <tr> <td width="19%"><img src="pics/man_ani.gif" alt="man_ani.gif (2768 bytes)" width="50" height="50"></td> <td width="81%"><font face="Arial" size="1">This web page was last modified on Tuesday, January 21, 2003.  This website project began creation on Thursday, October 25, 2001 by David R. Jansen.</font></td> </tr> </table> </td> <td width="40%"><p align="center"><img src="pics/earth.gif" alt="earth.gif (17994 bytes)" width="60" height="60"><br> <font face="Century Gothic"><strong>2001 - 2003 By Think Outside The Box Productions</strong></font></td> <td width="31%"><font face="Arial" size="1">This web page was last accessed by you on <script LANGUAGE="JavaScript">  </script> </font> </font></td> </tr> </table> </body>