CUSTOMER SERVICE ? ? ? ? ?

Ever dial a number, and get this?
To continue this call in English, press "1"!

If you are calling regarding the availability of new products, press "1";
If you are calling regarding service on a product you own, press "2";


If you need service on a product that is under warranty, press "1";
If you need service on a product that is out of warranty, press "2";


If you need service on a camcorder (fill in your own product here), press "1";
If you need service on a digital camera, press "2";


If you live in South Africa, press "1";
If you live in the United States, press "2"


If you purchased this product for yourself, press "1";
If this product was a gift, press "2"





I'm sorry, all customer service representatives are currently busy assisting other callers. Please try back later - GOOD BYE!






Ever get the feeling that there "AREN'T" any customer service representatives and the company is just playing a joke on us??

? ? ? ? ? ? ? HELLO ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Written 04/04/00

2000 Rita A. Hallenbeck



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