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weeks 2 thru 5

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The Bestest:
(note - standings will be updated when the BMSFFL home page is updated)
All ties in standings are decided by the webmaster (me) personally considering such factors as:
which team owner is nicer to me, who bribes me the most, or the price of sardines in Portugal!

First Place (highest scoring division leader)
silver medal

Second Place (second highest scoring division leader)
bronze medal

Third Place (lowest scoring division leader)
blue medal

Current Wild Card (highest scoring second place team)

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Weeks 2 - 5:

commentary

This is a combined commentary for all 4 weeks

Looks like we have some leaders emerging this year. The Angry Amoebas and MJ Immortals are looking real good, closely followed by Legends of the Fall and Feeney Flakes. Great games in week 2 for the Levittown Crunch and Feeney Flakes. See Trash Bin for other great and not-so-great games.
The injury bogeyman is striking again! Matt just picked up JaJuan Dawson only to have him get hurt this week. A few of the first and second round picks are already out. That's why I picked Dorsey Levens - I already knew he was injured (The Greg Hill Principle)
Week 2 Monday night I was online and instant-emailed Paul. We both talked about how miserable we were to have lost. Then he asked me what the score was in the NYJ - NE game (3rd quarter) and it was 12-7 for NE. I said that even though I was blown out this week, and I quote "that Chrebet (Feeney's guy) will probably get a couple of TDs just to rub salt in the wound". Well, he did just that in the 4th quarter to pull out the win for the Jets!!! If I could only predict so well on draft night... Maybe I should try leaving New Jersey this weekend...
Ellen gets kudos for a great come from behind victory on week 3 Monday night over the hapless Legends of Default, thanks to Randall and company
I was at the kids' school last week and a boy wearing Jets #98 "Martin" goes by. I thought, "Curtis Martin, he's on my team - gee, he looks bigger on TV"

rumours

CommGuru stats again were a blatant lie! I was supposed to edge out Feeney!
Note to Mike F - see if you can trade Jimmy Smith for Kurt Warner

the name game

more interesting player names - Itula Mili, Obafemi Ayanbadejo!
email meif you wish to nominate anyone else, have any other suggestions, or are just looking for a cyber-hug!

recent injuries

note - not guaranteed to be accurate or complete; please check your own sources
For Greg Hill injury status, click here

JaJuan Dawson - busted collarbone
Michael Westbrook - ACL, out for season
Jason Elam - hurt his back (Jason, don't tackle those big guys, you're just a kicker)
- but wait, it's week 6 and he's back!
Steve McNair - smashed in chest, Heartbreak Hotel
Mike Hollis - knee
Bobby Engram - ACL, out for season
Tim Dwight - emergency appendectomy
Frank K - agita!
Keese - strained ACL, from moving furniture and trying to tackle Jimmy Smith

noteworthy games

Eagles fall back to earth, courtesy of Giants
Jets great come-from-behind 20-19 win over NE
Baltimore steals a game from Jacksonville
Tampa Bay stomps Chicago 41-0

Eagles lose ugly game to Packers 6-3
Cowboys under Randall defeat Washington
Baltimore loses mucky game to Miami
Tampa Bay is on a roll!
Jacksonville shuts out Cincinnatti!

Baltimore shuts out Cincinnatti
Philly beats New Orleans
good Monday night game - Indianapolis over Jacksonville 43-14

Baltimore shuts out Cleveland
Philly clobbers Atlanta
New England stuns Denver
Pittsburgh defeats Jacksonville

trash bin

Wk 2 - congrats to Mike F for an impossibly high score
(Olaf or Tanya will be visiting the Smith residence)
Wk 3 - congrats to Matt for high score even without much from his RBs
Wk 3 - Shock upsets Legends despite 28 points from Marshall Faulk!
Wk 3 - Philly Nhawks trounce Levittown Crunch with 25 points from Sylvester Morris
Wk 4 - Weasels high score of 97 thanks to 24 points from Torry Holt and 20 from Baltimore TU
Wk 4 - Shock upsets Crunch, Flakes upset Immortals, and UB Rednecks beat Fuegos without a kicker!
Wk 5 - Amoebas (81) edge Immortals (80) for high score (ten bucks!)
Hey, Dave, what happened after week two? Freefall time? Has Paul been advising you?
Csaba, you ARE allowed to change your lineup, you know - fortunately Elam is better now