"Akida en suprise" Whoops, someone forgot to lock the door before they took a smelly poop in MY bathroom.  Akida prides himself in the fact that he poops 3-4 times a day.  It could be the fact that he eats too much ice cream and that 66-90% of Asians and African Americans are lactase deficient and therefore lactose intolerant(quote from the M2 Pharmacolgy syllabus).  I dedicate this page to all those that love ice cream despite the flatulant ramifications.
So here is the funny story that goes along with the image.  Akida had discovered my hiding place for this picture; albeit wasn't very "hidden"  but he decided to destroy the evidence one day when I was at the hospital.  He ripped up the actual picture and destroyed the negatives all the while laughing "I am the master".  I discovered the remnants of my masterpiece in the garbage among the rotting strawberry stems from Bimmy's recent fruit drink creation.  Once Akida had left to visit his "cleveland indian(Bharani)" I took the whole garbage bag over to Liz, Sara, and Priya's garage and proceeded to dump out all the contents on the floor.  I sifted through EVERY piece of garbage and found most of the torn pieces.  This is what you will see below. 
From there I scanned all the images into my computer and digitally recreated the first image.  I painstakingly blended the parts together pixel by pixel.  I recreated my masterpiece and give it to the public to view.

-t.ko
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