F**king rain, jeeeeeeeesus! does it ever bloody stop!

Kids next door.... Kill them. That wouldn't make me mad! Them being alive makes me mad. So stop living!

People coming in to my pub and complaining about the price of drinks after buying loads. If you don't want to pay it then f**k off! It's not my bloody fault, I just work there!

Plimuff geting a new stadium...... for a bunch of janners! If they want more supporters build a fucking prison with a viewing gallery! ---stop press!--- The janners are not going to do it once again... Ha ha!--stop press-- they bloody have!

George Bush... need I say anymore? The biggest fascist since Mussolini perhaps?

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