 | LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot |
| LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood |
| MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
| DOWNLOAD: Gittin the farwood off the truck |
| MEGA HERTZ: When you're not keerfull gittin the farwood |
| FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from trying to tote too much farwood |
| RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood |
| HARD DRIVE: Gitting home in the wintertime |
| WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside |
| SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season |
| BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do |
| CHIP: Munchies fer the TV |
| MICROCHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag |
| MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields |
| DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife |
| LAPTOP: Whar the kitty sleeps |
| KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys |
| SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes |
| MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn |
| MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole |
| MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof |
| PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine |
| ENTER: Northerner talk fer, "C'Mon in y'all" |
| CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun |
| DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don't far when you pull the trigger |
| REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you forgot to use the outhouse |
