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Howdy. My name is Mike Jurkow and I am a proud owner of a 1990 Ford Taurus SHO. It is better than any of your sorry ass cars-because quite simply it is possibly the greatest car in the world. Some of its features include: Dual exhaust, aluminum wheels, power locks/ windows, automatic climate control, fog lights, a sunroof, and did I mention leather interior? Yes I know this sounds too good to be true, but there is even more! For this monster is powered by an enormous 3.0L V-6 engine. Yes all Taurus' have this engine (which is why they are all legends of the road), but the SHO engine is even better (yes it is possible). SHO stands for Super High Output. What does that mean you ask? Well that means that this is a V6 Dual Over Head Cam, 24 valve road eatting beast. With 220 Ponies, and a 6.8 second 0-60 time I'd like to see your rice burners beat it. The best part about the SHO is that all of these features some stock! What if one was to put a turbocharger on it? Or do I even dare say nitrous? The possibilities are endless with the SHO. Oh yes SHO's are even capable of reaching 500 HP. Not mine of course, but maybe one day we all could dream of it. So basically I'm telling the Vaginal-TECH (V-tech) engine to eat shit.
Alright well enough of the chit chat. Here are the pics of my sexy car since I know that is why you came to my site. Please feel free to comment on the beauty of the mighty Taurasuarus or SHOasuarus (whichever you prefer), by clicking on the Guest Book link. |
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