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This Malacca HHH was founded on 25th March 1993. Here is an excerpt from the club's first anniversary magazine:

"The Malacca Hash House Hazards was formed from the shit of our late shit Chiu of the Animals Hazards. It was exactly during his last shitting session in Medan that Kangaroo suddenly felt his departing spirit. Doused with inspiration coupled with the instigation of Uncle Lim that there is lack of enjoyable hashing during a particularly heavy session, the Kangaroo with his chapter hopping experiences from JBHHH, TPHHH, DHHH, PJ HAZARDS, PJ ANIMALS and KMHHH sought the advise of the Bear and Chee Bye who obviously bull shitted him into making the most stupid decision of his hashing life - the birth of the 2nd Hazards.

For starters, 5 semi-retired Batangs from Monday, 3 retirees and 25 virgins had their first run on 25.3.1993 with about 35 PJ Hazards at the Hutan Recreasi. Since then, we had been described by various quarters as the mad group (orang gilas), animals, arseholes, etc. which of course, suits us fine. We do not wish to be compared, but in the true hazards style, we go "back to enjoyable hashing." If you do not believe us, try us before you open your stinking orifice.

On! On!

Kangaroo
Son of Bear + Chee Bye"