Laura: Why are we at this part of the site instead of the beginning of the page?

Harley: Laura, I have some bad news.

Laura: What?

Harley: Our homepage is going through an identity crisis.

Laura: AuUuGgGgGhHhHhH!!!!!!!!!!!_!_!_!_! (SD Laura enters Panic Mode and begins the run-left-and-right scenario) NoT our Homepage! Is our homepage going to survive?! Please-tell-me-I-can-take-the worst!!!!

A somewhat ruffled Harley grabs Laura by the shoulders and tries to shake some reality into her.

Harley: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD LAURA, IT'S JUST A HOMEPAGE! It's not as though it can think, say, or has any feelings!!

The homepage (or just a *walking cartoon yellow square claiming to be the homepage) begins to make a reply to that remark but swiftly has Harley's hand in front of its mouth before two word could be spoken.

Melissa: Yeah Laura, there's no need to get all worked up over a small thing like a homepage identity crisis.

Laura: (calmed down, Harley lets her go) So what's happened?

Sheryl: What Harley is referring to is the title of our homepage. This is due to the fact that our homepage hasn't been updated in a really long while because of our lack of thinking up names for ourselves. We really need a name for our homepage so that we can have a means for drawing up our creation and saying what's in our homepage. while

Laura: You're right. We need to put in some real effort into our homepage, it's our own and it should be unique and nothing more.

Kathy: (whispers) Is it just me or did what Laura say make complete sense? Harley: (whispers back) When Laura makes sense something miraculous is bound to happen. Maybe an update will occur, more fanfics and sections of our own.

Kathy: (whispers back) You could be right.

Laura: So how do we figure out the solution to our homepage identity crisis?

Sheryl: Do what any other respective character would do whenever faced with a difficult decision?

Laura: WoOoO-HoOoO!!!_!_! (jumps up in the air cheerfully)

Moments Later...

Melissa: Okay, everyone think of a name for our homepage. (Harley, Melissa, Sheryl, Kathy and Laura do so) Now we just go though the process of elimination.

Harley: And if there's a tie, both people get to stay in the group until one wins.

Melissa: Right, now let's get to it.

Harley, Melissa, Sheryl, Kathy and Laura: Paper, Rock, Sissors!

Sheryl: I chose Paper.

Kathy: Same here.

Laura: I chose paper also because things like cute rabbits,cats, and fluffy clouds can be drawn on it.

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