If you seen the Lord of the Rings movies lately (or have had any contact with any form of Tolkien's works), you most likely know what a hobbit is. What you may not know is what a hoobit is. You see, a hoobit is an evil hobbit. And since they are evil, they are shorter than the average hobbit, and have facial hair as well as hairy knees. Hopefully, with the efforts of putting up this site we can eliminate the horrid beasts.
The Hoobits
