After nearly a year under the proverbial knife, we are pleased and proud to bring you the newly redesigned Church of the Holy Spork. Thank you for your patience, we are sure it will prove well worth it.

		Myself and High Priest Sporkian would like to show our appreciation for Yellow Dog (www.ydog.net) for the help in spreading the word of the Holy Spork.
Welcome newcomers, and faithful followers alike to this site, the sanctuary of the Holy Spork. Contained within its bounds you will be pleased to find the Holy Spork Bible, rare photographic encounters with the Spork, and many other valuable artifacts, literature, and knowledge. Thank you for coming, and may your journey be one of enlightenment. - Bishop Sporkenstein and High Priest Sporkian