^{Disclaimer: Some (well, most actually) of these jokes contain foul language, crude humor, and sexual references. If you are easily offended by this, please leave now. If not, enjoy!}

Table of Contents
Jokes...
	-A collection of humor only suitable for adults, or preverted teens.
	-The sequel...can you handle it?
	-A section featuring those helpless hicks.
	-Humorous stories that are (as far as I know) real.
	-Jokes targeting the "Commander Between the Sheets".
	-Ways to piss off people in all sorts of situations. Ya gotta love it.
	-Jokes that, are, well...gross. (The best kind of humor though, right?)
	-Move over Letterman, mine are better.
	-Quotes, quips, and short little blurbs that will make you *gasp* think and laugh.
Other...
	-Links to other sites I have deemed worthy.
	-Want to find out about me. . .didn't think so.
	-This is a tough one. Click the button and can email me. Isn't technology great?
	-Sign the friggin guestbook. I have 10,000+ plus hits, but not so many entries, wassup with that?
	-Browse thru all the wonderful compliments and death threats I have gotten.

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Last updated: August 9, 1999

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either…just leave me the hell alone."

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...people have laughed their asses off.
...or...
...people have been disgusted, revolted, upset, angered, insulted, and just plain pissed off.
I think choice two is the most probable one.