Ha! Had you fooled for a minute there. This is no longer the Asylum Times website.
I just kept the logo above because I think it looks cool.

Where's the Asylum Times now?
Well, John Collins did such a fantastic job of making a new website for it that his design is now the official website. If that didn't work, try here. If you haven't guessed who I am, then a quick look around the aforementioned official website should tell you.

But I will give you a clue. Several years ago, me and John Collins (along with Owen Cross) did a rather painful and tedious (but nonetheless fun) fundraising event for Children In Need. The outcome of said event led me to write an article about it called The Journey to Wogan International

The special reunion edition (Issue 15) is now available for download in PDF format.

Stupid Articles I Have Written.

If there's not much on this website yet, worry not, because it's probably still under renovation. As the British building trade makes painfully obvious, renovation can take a very long time. Building a website requires a lot less effort than heaving bricks about, but I'm just trying to make an excuse for not being arsed, so leave me alone.

Please ignore the adverts below, I have to keep them there in order to keep the email service free.