Gargemel's Unofficial Anti-Smurf Page

Totally Anti-Smurf! Gargamel's Unoffical Anti-Smurf Page!!

Pyroamaniac Gargemel

Die you Little Blue Rodents! You Make me Sick with all your Stupid Singing. When I find Your Stupid Village I'm gonna burn you all!!!!

Oh, um if this page sucks then sorry this my first one and it is UNOFFICIAL so if there is a problem, E-mail Me and tell me about it. I'll be sure to mail ya back.

My Ten Reasons Why The Smurfs Suck:

They're half Naked for cryin out loud! At least Smurfette is a bit sensible, she has a dress on!
All day all they do is sing that stupid SmurfSong!
They always get the strong people on their side.
They only have one Chick, Smurfette!
They choose to live in Fungi.
They like animals, I only link dead ones besides my cat ,Azereal.
That Stupid Bady Smurf, They got him from a Stork! I don't know about you but I don't get babies that way.
That Bunghole Papa Smurf is gonna fry in my pan for being so so Bunghole like.
They always seem to run just fast enough to elude me.
They'er the "good guys" so they always get to win! What about me! How come I can't win!!??!!??

Is Gargemel Really That Bad?

Is Gargemel really that bad? No, if you ask me he is a model citizen. I mean he knows what he wants and goes after it. He doesn't give up easily either. Think about it, after how many countless shows has been after those anoying smurfs? Too many if youask me.You say its bad to eat Smurfs? Look at what you guys eat! Pigs, cows, sheep, or what ever inocent animal you might ahave a craving for. It just so happens that Gargemel has a craving for Smurfs. Its not his fault that the Smurf are that brave and smart. In fact he's just going easy on 'em I mean he has dedicated his whole life to getting these little cretters. Once he does actually get them whathappens to him then. what is he going to hunt bunnies? I don't think so , but it might be kinda fun to use his magic on them. Well, In my opinion he isn't really all that bad like people think he is. I think he deserves a reward for being the most persistant Hunter. I mean after every single day he still gets up just to think of a new way to get those rodents. So what I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't treat him that bad.

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