How to
"put a virus onto someone's site and hack it"
by Orlando Twingfinger  

1)    Find out the website address. 2)   Go there. 3)   Send threats to the website designer. 4)   Wait. 5)   Wait. 6)   Continue to wait. 7)   Wait some more. 8)   Keep waiting. 9)   After a while the website will disappear, leaving only an error message.