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ATTACKED BY A HIPPO ANONYMOUS
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When Hippos
ATTACK!

We have all been there. Strolling causually in the park and then
WHAM! Trampled underfoot by a rampaging hippo. But the effects of these viscious attacks does not stop there.
The shame.
The ridicule.
The nightmares.
Its ok. There are millions of people out there not skilled or cordinated enough to avoid being pummeled by a hippo.
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How to dodge a hippo attack
GEARS OF WAR STYLE!
When a childhood game crosses the line into terror.
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