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The Cheat Heap quotes of the day
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because hey, free dummy"
"When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window or it'll turn into a fossil"
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