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Quotes that should be on my profile



  • "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" - John Lennon, "Beautiful Boy"

  • "We offer people a way out of the junk-food culture mindfuck" Adbusters.

  • "There's another train, there always is. Get up and climb aboard" - The Poozies, "Another Train"

  • "The story of three women who broke into a man's world and made the bikini a crime fighting tool." - TV ad about Charlie's Angels.

  • "At least he's not bombing the rich, and cutting taxes for the Iraqis"- Paul Begala

  • "Real men aren't Feminists, we're macho assholes" - My Mass Comm Prof, Dr. Sterne

  • "Imagine a Feminist, Socialist, Nudist, War Correspondent" - Me, after the same Mass Comm Lecture

  • "Don't try to destroy a beautiful part of your life because remembering hurts. The past still travels with us and what it has been makes us what we are." -Stole that from Kisch's profile because it's wonderful. Sorry Kisch ;)

  • " You can't kill me Warren, cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God, and she says, 'yo, what's up', and she wants you to lose the gun."- Debra, Empire Records

  • "It's not that I don't know how to use it, it's that I haven't learned yet" President Bartlet, Episode: Two Cathedrals, in reference to his intercom.

  • "You know, in the movies, where they must toast the toast before the villan gets there." - My mass Comm Professor

  • "Mass comm lesson of the day: When in trouble, run away from the toast" - My mass comm professor strikes again.

  • 'Tis the gift to be simple,
    'Tis the gift to be free,
    'Tis the gift to come down where we ought to be,
    And when we find ourselves in the place just right,
    It will be in the valley of love and delight.

    When true simplicity is gained,
    to bow and to bend, we will not be ashamed
    To turn, turn, will be our delight,
    'Til by turning, turning, we come round right.
    - Simple Gifts

  • "You're not going to be happy unless you're going mach 2 with your hair on fire" - Charlie, Top Gun

  • “first words to the lips of her mind”- Astrid

  • "Angels and ministers of grace defend us" - Act 1 Scene 4, Hamlet

  • "In Wisconsin, when you win a girl a big purple Rhinocerous, they put out!" Kelso, That Seventies Show"

  • "The Abyss isn't really as bad as it sounds. Mostly it's a period of self-loathing, embarrassment, and of course utter awkwardness with the girl in question if they are talking at all." Odd website

  • "This above all: to thine own self be true" - Shakespeare

  • "That's the kind of move that seperates a real dictator from a mere warlord or strongman" - Daily Show

  • "As they took his soul, they stole his pride" - "cast no shadow", Oasis

  • "Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates." - Gore Vidal

  • "John Ashcroft is not half the women that Janet Reno was" - The wonderous Paul Begala

  • "Pokeman is a slave trade and Pikachu the slave master" - a SNLized Harry Belafonte

  • Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
    Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom.
    Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon.
    They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same.
    ~ by Flavia Weedn ~ ( Stolen from Allison's Profile.. forgive me)

  • "But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell" - Sean, Good Will Hunting

  • "You're one of the most domestic guys I know! Come on, you cook and can sew... I'm surpised more girls don't go after you" - Ali

  • "I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." - Margaret Thatcher

  • "cxk929: Congratulations- you are now on my "smart" list"

  • "If you find yourself thinking deeply, you're confused" - Prof. Perloff, Logic

  • "No agnostics in fox holes and logic classes" - Prof. Perloff

  • "It may be that there are monkeys in Tanzania - So what?" - Prof. Perloff

  • "Knot Geek: Besides, who gives a fuzzy about Latvia anyway?"

  • "I just want to wake up with you naked for the rest of my life" - Mad About You

  • "Remember when you hung your heart on my wall? Well it's starting to show through the paint. It's stuck like an icon for what's broken. I know mine is off your wall. A mirror that gave you seven years bad luck." Colin on his Blog

  • CMSongbird: if Fox news is moderate, that makes me a tree-hugger! - Ali

  • CzarinaOfSewing: -=stands in all her dress splendour=- -Erica at me.

  • Chris in response to the last comment: cxk929: It could be worse- you could be proud of your submission to Margaret Thatcher

  • Bailarina58: naw you're just a want-to-write-what-you-care-about-ist ( Bethany saying I am not a perfectionist)

  • "Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever" - Ghandi

  • "i remember you being cute and cuddly you still are my cute and cuddly deamon child older brother" Kas

  • Bailarina58: well you will have to excuse me a moment
    Bailarina58: i have to take my eyes out
    Bailarina58: they're killing me

  • I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do. ~Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

  • "Dude, MACs are too cute to be evil" - Kenneth

  • CzarinaOfSewing: You know, you're much more of an exhibitionist than I realized, Mr. Folsom

  • CzarinaOfSewing: May death and destruction reign upon your closet!
    tfols1: my closet?
    CzarinaOfSewing: Your CLOSET!

  • Cyclone Tojo: You look wonderful even when you're not wearing a shirt

  • Pillow Wars Fall '02 Maria: 3 Tom: 1 Erica: 1

  • "May God stand between you and harm, in all the empty places where you must walk."

  • "I'm going to take a break and wait for you to start talking, and if you don't, I'll start again, and we both don't want that." - Garibaldi, Babylon 5

  • "I never try to get involved in my own life... too much trouble" - Garibaldi, Babylon 5

  • "You're only given a little spark of Madness. You musn't lose it." - Robin Williams

  • "Takes a very special women to find, so by the time she finishes sucking out your soul, you're 70 or 80, and it doesn't matter."

  • "Desperate for someone to sleep with you? Become a poli sci textbook." - CzarinaofSewing

  • GusterPatch: i also like men who don't masturbate by patting themselves on the back

  • "Hey Erica, I have an idea, let's hijack a PAT bus and drive to Vermont" - Maria

  • MiaMS: when are we going dildo shopping

  • MiaMS: "we don't use these pillows" is the most asinine thing i have EVER heard and i talk to igor and dan a on a regular basis

  • "The courtroom is a crucible, in it we burn away irrevalences until we are left with a pure product: the truth, for all time" -Captain Picard

  • Bailarina58: "fo shizzle mah nizzle" is a batardization of"fo sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastardization of "i concur with u whole heartedly my african american brother" tfols1: *cracks up*

    Tom's rules for working on Political Campaigns

    With help from Ali


  • 1. Only work for a candidate that you could consider your mother, father, brother, or sister.

  • 2. Door knocking is ALWAYS appropiate, up to a senatorial election.

    2a. Grass roots organization is the key to any campaign. Only with massive support on the local level can candidates win elections.

  • 3. Don't be afraid to work for someone who wants to rock the boat - and will bring it when need be. (Ali)