Please try the following:
- Click the Back button, or fill your CD-ROM
drawer tray with jam. This really works.
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, please go away and learn to spell correctly before returning.
- To check your connection status, don't unplug
your PC and insert a screwdriver into the mains socket. A
connection status would immediately become apparent.
- If you like, Microsoft can examine your PC and send details
of all the pornography you have downloaded to the FBI. If you
would like Microsoft to ruin your life, click Yes! I want Microsoft to search my hard
drive for porno!
- Some sites you visit require Microsoft's
authorization. Click the Windows menu and then click Let me
view boobies! to uninstall this feature.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make
sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and
then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select This sucks:
Please replace current operating system with Linux. And don't ask me
again.
Cannot find
server or DNS Error
Or maybe you've broken the Internet.
|