PETER has several interests and/or activities in school. One of them is going to class. He enjoys this. Another is sitting down, for this is enjoyable to Him. If others should choose to sit around Him, He allows it, but only after His approval. He also enjoys going out for food. Food can be good. PETER forbid the food does not please Him, else He will show His wrath by way of plague to show His ultimate displeasure. He enjoys sailing. Though He has never sailed before, He believes He would enjoy it, so it is so. He also enjoys lacrosse. He never tires, but He may appear tired due to the fact he is doing laps around several different tracks simultaneously, circling hundreds of times a second. He also enjoys community service, for he is not vengeful, He is generous.

In His free time, He enjoys eating, sleeping, and being merry. (He does not Frollick, not because He does not enjoy It, but for the fear that others would deem it immasculating, which would result in them being struck by lightning. By not doing It, He is saving many lives.) He also enjoys reading, one of his favorite authors being Dan Brown. The reason for Brown's success is because he understands that PETER spoke through him, making Him the author. PETER also enjoys spending time with others. He loiters often, whether it be with friends, family, or by Himself. He enjoys listeing to music.. Bands such as R.E.M., Nickelback, and Pink Floyd entertain Him for brief periods of time. (Brief for Him is many hours in regular time, for His minutes are made up of hours, and His hours are made up of days. This is how he delivers presents to the good gentile boys and girls on a single night.)

PETER hopes to enlighten others by way of the World Wide Web in the near future, gaining a large cult following of the CHOSEN ONES. These CHOSEN ONES will live, where as all others will die at some point in their lives, inevitably (in)directly caused by Him.