• First log. Always hard to get out the first words. Like the rubber ducky?
• Did you kick this guy's dog? Well, he keeps saying "You kicked my dog."
• The new X-men movie is coming. Take a look at the list of mutations common to humans that you will not see in the movie. Bad Mutations.
• I saw "Me, Myself and Irene." Jim Carrey once again outdoes himself with his physical comedy, but the rest of the movie is cheesy. 3/5*
• Does this page look blank? Thats because this is the first day ever that this page has been on the internet.

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