I decided to put up some disclaimers for you nitpickers out there. The show these fanfics are based on is NOT for children. It's a late-night program for mature audiences only. Women, children, small animals, and bisexual small town grade school teachers with hand puppets and assasination fantasies need not apply, because the site you are about to enter contains violence, language, gore, children in peril and about 50 reminders of how crappy the layout is.
Not to mention a crappy layout.
Is that all you can tempt me with?
Ickie!