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Nov. 30th, 1999 Well, I changed my page a bit(as you can see) so that my page contains material for Weirdoradio ONLY:)
I ALSO LINKED QUITE A BIT OF THINGS, AND ALL i HAVE LEFT TO DO IS JERRY SPRINGER FOR KIDS!!!

WHY WE DO THIS:
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EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT, TWO STUPID IDIOTS JOIN FORCES,      FOR NO APPARENT REASON IN A DARK BASEMENT, GET "HIGH" ON SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND RUN A RADIO SHOW...THEIR NAMES ARE...
BRIAN AND EVAN!!!!!

THIS WEEK'S EDITORIAL:

WHY WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY
                By Brian Hastie
Well, to answer the question at the top, the answer is:We spent it all, the Gary took some of it, and my butt-for-brains friend Ev took some and ran off with it, probably to buy the new issue of basket-ball net cleaners anonymous. Anyways, this is a plea for help, so.....SEND ME MONEY!
(This has been a public service announcement).

LAST WEEK'S EDITORIAL

WHY MONKEYS SUCK...

-(brian):"YES HELLO, AND WELCOME TO OUR SHOW. TODAY, WE WILL START BY
TALKING ABOUT MONKEYS...
WHY MONKEYS, YOU MIGHT ASK? WELL, IT JUST POPPED INTO MY MIND... WELL LET'S START BY SAYING THAT MONKEYS ARE BIG FAT HAIRY THINGS THAT SIT IN TREES ALL DAY, PICKING FLEAS AND INSECTS OFF THEIR BACKS, AND SCREECH WHENEVER THEY GET HUNGRY...
-(evan):"YES... MONKEYS SUCK DONKEY NUTS!!! THEY SUCK SO HARD THAT THEY TURN RED AND PASS OUT!"
-(brian):"THANK YOU EVAN FOR THAT IMPORTANT DETAIL...ANYWAYS, THE REASON WHY MONKEYS SUCK IS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE HUMANS WITH A LOT HAIR... THAT'S WHY  MONKEYS SUCK A LOT... THANK YOU NOT VERY MUCH, YOU BUNCH OF MIDGETS WITH HAIR..."
BRIAN RUNS OFF STAGE.
-(evan):"HELLO? ANYONE THERE? THAT'S IT,  I QUIT... THIS SUCKS...
BRIAN ALWAYS LEAVES RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEGMENT... MY GOD, THIS SUCKS!!!"
AND THAT'S THE END OF IT.