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Sesame Street Sounds Archive


This page is a small corner of The Sesame Street Lyrics Archive, where you'll find the lyrics to over 200 classic songs, as well as the song bytes linked below.

This page represents a collection of sounds from my kid's favorite TV show, Sesame Street. Some songs, but mostly ones you may want to use with your computer's various functions. Some may simply make you smile at a memory. Either way, I hope you find something here to amuse you. The files are presented here in .wav format and zipped up to save precious space.

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BERT


  • Here Fishee! Ernie: "Heeeere fishee, fishee, FISHEE!" 31K

  • How Do You Do That? Bert: "Yeah yeah, how do you do that? Yeah yeah." 16K

  • Learned A Lesson Bert: "I guess we learned our lesson huh?!" 20K

  • Nothing In Common Bert: "Well, I was sitting here thinking, if I said hello to you, it would turn out we had nothing in common, ha!" 45K

  • Oatmeal Please? Bert: "I don't suppose I could get a bowl of oatmeal could I?" 24K

  • Oatmeal's My Favorite Bert: "Like it? Ha, oatmeal is the greatest food on earth, it's my all-time favorite!" 42K

  • Ready? Ernie: "Are ya ready Bert?" Bert: "Huh?" Ernie: "I say, are ya ready Bert?" 18K

  • Surprise Ernie: "Hey Bert! I brought home a surprise Bert!" 17K

  • Wrong Bert: "Boy, was I ever wrong!" 13K

  • Yell Ernie: "So you have to yell just like you're yelling right now." 19K

    OSCAR


  • Careful Slimey "Well, uhhh, I guess it's okay, careful Slimey." 31K

  • Get Back "Hey get back, get back!" 14K

  • Grumbles Oscar's usual sounds of general disgust 43K

  • Join 'Em "Oh well, if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!" 21K

  • Leave Me Alone "Sing this, leave me alooone!" 20K

  • Monster "I've created a monster!" 14K

  • Nice-Nice "Yeah, oh goodie, a whole afternoon of nice-nice." 25K

  • No Baby Near My Worm "Hey now, I don't want that baby near my worm!" 22K

  • Not So Bad "Say, maybe this won't be so bad after all." includes part of closing music 25K

  • Play Day's Over "This play day is definately over!" 18K

  • Stop "No, no, stop, stop, no more trying!" 27K

  • Stop This "Now stop this, I hate seeing you have a great time!" 28K

    GROVER


  • Breathing "Not so tight, breathing is important to me!" 20K

  • Customer "Oh well, the customer is always right." 15K

  • Employee "I thought he was a wonderful employee for that, ha." 18K

  • Feel Better "Does that make you feel better?" 10K

  • Hold It "Hold it, wait a minute!" 30K

  • How Do You Know? "How do YOU know?" 17K

  • Love "Oh I guess this must be love." 20K

  • Naked "HE, now, may not be embarassed, because he is, ahh, naked, but *I* will be." 50K

  • No Clothes On "You have no clothes on, and no clothes on means you'll be very embarassed." 57K

  • Not A Good Idea "Oh no sir, I do not think that is a good idea." 13K

  • Show You "Now, what might I show you sir?" 17K

  • Spiffy "Well, I am many things to many people, and now today, at this moment, I am here to sell you some new clothes to make you look highly spiffy!" 62K

  • Thank You "Thank you for your help." 9K

  • Under Pressure "I do not function well under pressure!" 25K

  • Your Old Pal "Hello everybodeee! This is your old pal Grover." 42K

    OTHERS


  • Coming Soon Big Bird's closing comment: "Coming soon on Sesame Street!" 35K

  • Dances With Wolves Opening of Monsterpiece Theatre's production of "Dances With Wolves", best part is Cookie Monster's saying "Lots of action, lots of excitement, lots of BUFFALOS!" 168K

  • Faster Jason Alexander & Big Bird: Jason wants the game played faster 63K

  • Grown Up Stuff Jason Alexander: "It's grown-up stuff, a little too complicated to explain." 27K

  • Inner Child Jason Alexander: "I'm just a little too in touch with my inner child." 24K

  • Monster On The Spot Telly: "This is your monster on the spot, returning you to your regularly scheduled program." 60K

  • Monsterpiece Theatre Partial theme from "Monsterpiece Theatre" with Cookie's "Good evening and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre." 66K

  • Sesame Street News Opening with music and Kermit's introduction 105K

  • Take Care Cookie Monster: "Well, that take care of that." 12K

  • Terrific Kermit: "Okay, well, that's terrific." 21K

  • Toodleoo Big Bird (from closing credits): "Toodleoo!" 20K

    SONGS


  • C Is For Cookie 280K Lyrics

  • Captain Vegetable 77K Lyrics

  • Cookie Disco 236K Lyrics

  • Dee Dee Dee 315K Lyrics

  • Do De Rubber Duck 320K Lyrics

  • Fur 298K Lyrics

  • I Don't Want To Live On The Moon 312K Lyrics

  • If I Were 315K Lyrics

  • If Moon Was Cookie 282K Lyrics

  • Lambaba 335K Lyrics

  • Mahna Mahna - Kermit from "The Muppet Show" 160 K Lyrics

  • Sesame Street Theme 240K Lyrics

  • Teeny Little Super Guy 140K Lyrics

  • Yip Yip Family 305K Lyrics



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    Last updated April 9, 1997

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