Born: April 30, 2006 at 1:35 p.m.

Size: 6 lbs. 1 oz., 19 inches long.

Favorite things: Sumo walking, playing guitar, and being defiant.

Audrey plays cute for the paparazzi under the inflatable archway of her new pool.

"It's time to go home, Bear. Are you too good for your home?"

Audrey enjoys one of her favorite pastimes: taking a ride in her mom's fine cookware.

"Push faster, slave!" (more fun with cookware)

Audrey and dad read a book. (Bonus: She's clothed!)

Dad apologizes for anything that isn't spelled or punctuated correctly.
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